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freakinasheet:

Disney: We’d like to get your permission to have Bowser cameo in this scene of our new video game movie

Nintendo: Sure but only if he holds his coffee cup in this specific way, we cannot have him be out of character

Ubisoft: Yo can Luigi dab in our game

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Nintendo: Absolutely


thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower


cuddlycryptid:

woodmeat:

Please brain

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Can i have some serotonin??

my brain:

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gitananocturna:

jackafz:

everyone around me: *gets things done w their life and is making money*

me: 

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Me

I literally can’t fucking stop thinking about the brotherhood of bronze and the accompanying picture of Winston looking The Way He Does. I’m not exaggerating when I say i think about it at least 5 times a day. It haunts me in a terrible but slightly benevolent way

ubercharge:

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in case anyone hasn’t seen

drdr214:
“ No scope needed.
”

drdr214:

No scope needed.


enecoo:

myeverythingsuggestion:

people can get lost in eyes, but it sometimes feels like i found myself by looking at yours.

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kwikemart:

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

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dewgongo:

“oh i forgot to make dinner”

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“guess we’re having takeout tonight!”

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setheverman:

meme-scream:

setheverman:

is it just me or is bowser really large turtle ?

He sure is and hes the only large turtle invited to raw me

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